Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken

Get me outta here!

When you see your Ex posting status about true love, loyalty and emotions

When you invite your lactose intolerant friends over for milkshakes

Me when you first see me Vs me as soon as you talk to me

Stop crying over men that need WiFi to talk to you

What makes you happy?

The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"

What sort of position are you looking for?