Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
I like my water the way I like my emotions
Oh, I see. Now I totally get it.
What did you eat today?
Before eating food
I don't think coffee even wakes me up anymore
How I look at my man who is the love of my life
When my family knows it's my turn to wash dishes
Morning people by 8 PM
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