Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
Me in 1992 wasting time resting instead of buying a house
Other girls in high waisted jeans VS. Me
Opening the oven to check on your food like
What the dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM
My routine is simple
Spending $20 on groceries VS. Spending $2000 on travel
Start every day with a smile
Me after I spent 23 hours 59 minutes with bae
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