Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken

I used to always think Aunties had a lot of money

I'm just resting my eyes

And what did I do next?

Do all men think towels will dry like this?

Mom, look at this meme

I want to get in better shape

He was alone, he had no friends, had no lover, he spent all his time alone at home

Me trying to walk after looking at memes for an hour on the toilet