Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
Me: *texts my dad an important life update*
When you start eating the food you have at home instead of eating out
When I get back from my trip
Pausing my music to see if my mom is really calling me
When I hear the toy boxing being dumped out again
When I'm cooking with hot oil
The argument in my head VS. What I actually end up saying
Me building in the Sims
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