What the dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM
I still have another 5 minutes before my break is over
Every t-shirt I buy eventually becomes a pyjama top
Packs two hours before leaving for a trip
My plans for the rest of the year
Maybe if I work hard...
*Puts car in neutral*
When you clean your room
This is my home now
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