What the dino nuggets in my microwave see at 3AM

When you try to put a Dorito in your mouth long side first

People going to the beach and getting mad about people going to the beach

Me pretending not to see

When you did see a few red flags

Me while the waiter covers my dinner in Parmesan cheese🧀

The sandwich maker doesn't get the credit it deserves

Hello darkness my old friend, why are you here it's 4pm

Me who just learnt a new WWE move