It's awesome that your alarm wakes up everyone except you
The universe sending me blessings after traumatizing me with lessons
Bringing your dad both screwdrivers
When you see your friends doing good in life
Then you ain't hungry
I literally don't do anything all day
When I walk past a group of people and hears them laugh
POV: I am stronger and bigger than you
My mom: Go get some lettuce
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