It's awesome that your alarm wakes up everyone except you

Well-deserved reward for me and my bestie

Me during the exam

When you show up to your job but have no intention of actually doing any work

"Because I don't want to" is an extremely valid reason

Me explaning to the delivery guy where I live

Life gets faster as you get older!

When are you going to give us grandkids?

When you drop your phone off the bed