It's awesome that your alarm wakes up everyone except you

Guess who just blocked me

iPhone users when somebody talks about camera VS. iPhone users when somebody talks about battery

I don't wanna work but I need the money

Have you ever borrowed yourself your own money that you had saved for something but used it for something else and promise to repay yourself?

You wanna travel so bad that you didn't notice this was a cake

Pausing my music to see if my mom is really calling me

I am at the Olympics

My house plants watching me put water in the coffee maker