When someone asks me about directions
I have two problems in life
Sipping from a mushy straw to help save the environment
You begged me to on hotspot for you, I did and you're showing me a funny video on Instagram and expecting me to laugh
How my wife sleeps
A big decision for my cat
My sister in public VS. My sister at home
When I talk on the phone at my house
When my mom complains about my attitude
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