When someone asks me about directions
When you try to end a conversation but you don't want to be rude and it just keeps going
Just the bill please
My feelings for you
Me in my living room after my kids go to bed
My desire to isolate myself VS. My desire for connection
Me whenever I see a camera
Me in 1992 wasting time resting instead of buying a house
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