When someone asks me about directions
Promise you won't tell anyone
Food will never betray you
Referring to 90s music as classics or oldies
Me leaving the house on 3.5 hours of sleep
When are you going to give us grandkids?
Me embarrassed because I grabbed the loudest cart in the store
My wife's hair in the drain
Me checking my hair and face while walking beside a car or bike
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