The craziest part from Home Alone was that Kevin got all those groceries for $19

When grandma loves you, but she knows you will never bring back her Tupperware

Introverts talking to other people VS. Introverts talking to themselves

Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall

Me staring at my bed one last time before I leave

When you text someone in the same room and wait for them to notice

Me giving the waiter "the stare", so I can order another drink

Me when I do something that...

We are not the same