Me after doing absolutely nothing all day
When guests come over
When your life's a mess already
I'd be so unstopable if I wasn't sleepy all the time
When you accidentally block an intersection
When you both know it'll end in disaster
Me: I love learning new things
The special ones
How my wife sleeps
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