At the checkout
This is all you managed
I literally don't do anything all day
When you make it to the bathroom just in time
One of the most terrifying experiences in life
Choosing a shoe at 13 that I'm about to make my entire personality the next 20 years of my life
Timing matters in popcorn making
Me smiling at you because I didn't hear anything you just said
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