Me from Monday to Friday VS. Me on a Saturday night
My routine is simple
When my kids come to tell me a message from my wife
Spending $20 on groceries VS. Spending $2000 on travel
Real
I respect your wrong opinion
When they realise they live in the milky way
When your girlfriend says she doesn't want anything
Me, shamelessly starting my day at 3:45pm
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