Me from Monday to Friday VS. Me on a Saturday night
My reaction when I see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life
Them: "it's not even that cold"
I'll get a dog for protection
Imagine sleeping all night
I don't want to talk about it...
Do all men think towels will dry like this?
My brain VS. My mouth
My dad played that card until I was 16
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