When I'm trying to parallel park
We all turned into mechanics when this happened
So I come home from work and my wife says to me
When someone asks you how your night went
This is all you managed
Us watching movies together
I'm glad someone finally said it
Wanna go for a walk?
Guess who just blocked me
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