When I'm trying to parallel park
I am making an omelette
When you accidentally touch your sense of humor
At the checkout
Me on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday
Stay away from my man
Me and my friends when we have money
I need new people in my life
Driving makes me think and relax
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