Me sprinkling extra cheese and Italian seasoning...
Medium rare bread with a buttered glaze
Me: Having a normal peaceful afternoon
Do you have my phone?
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When you hit a pothole and it sounds expensive
Watching scenes from The Shire
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When I'm behind a slow car
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