Me sprinkling extra cheese and Italian seasoning...
I made myself super spicy so you can't eat me!
The car behind me when I try to drive at night
Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no
The older I get, the more introverted I become
Referring to 90s music as classics or oldies
When someone suggests eating cereal with yoghurt instead of milk
Revenge is not my style, I'll cry and accept it
How my daughter sleeps
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