Me, shamelessly starting my day at 3:45pm
I'll take a warm shower
I need to fix my sleep schedule
When you start eating the food you have at home instead of eating out
When a man tells a woman to calm down
When someone doesn't believe me
When the flight attendant closes the door
When I talk on the phone at my house
Me explaining why Sith lightsabers are red
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