Me, shamelessly starting my day at 3:45pm
Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no
Most people don't want to be rich
Me after I finally decide what to watch on Netflix
Me when I'm crossing the street and a car acts like they not gonna stop
The best position for sleeping
My life, my rules
When someone asks about your family
Me after shaving my beard
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