Me, shamelessly starting my day at 3:45pm
My mom can hear me say "whatever" under my breath but...
Gaming chairs
After all, why not?
When my friend's mom asks if we are hungry
Me every single night
I don't know you!
My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
When you try to put a Dorito in your mouth long side first
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