99% of men could sit in this exact spot in this exact chair all day long and consider it a great day
I found where my ex was born
You always got an attitude for no reason
I am a strong, intelligent, educated woman
The spoon when the ice cream too hard
I'll never waste my money
Sometimes I just zone out like this
When you see your food coming at a restaurant
Parents: So, did you clean the dishes while we were gone?
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