When you have to drive all the time
I'll get a dog for protection
When you're eating eggs
When you show up to your job but have no intention of actually doing any work
School in a nutshell
Stop using your energy to worry
That one biscuit when I open the pack
Almost ready so stop rushing me
Me reentering the dating pool
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