When you have to drive all the time
Time to test your reflexes
Me returning to my bedroom after spending all day in the living room
My kid coming to ask me if they can eat a family size bag of chips
When you accidentally block an intersection
My friends in real life
You have emotionally clocked out for the day
Me: Nice to meet you
When you are talking to someone and they spit
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