When you finish every possible quest in a game

When you grab the bottle of dish soap and a bunch of tiny bubbles comes out

When you call shotgun but your friend still runs for it

The tune you do not want in your head when you're trying to sleep.

I literally don't do anything all day

Me on the outside VS. Me on the inside

When I get back from my trip

My reaction when I see motivational posts from people I know are toxic in real life

When are you going to give us grandkids?