My back hurts so bad

We don't need a mechanic!

When someone asks me about directions

Me late at night googling some nonsense because I can't sleep

Your girlfriend when you're telling a story and mention another girl's name

I am fast, very fast

When your father is yelling at you about being irresponsible on your way to school and you're waiting to tell him that you forgot your bag at home

You begged me to on hotspot for you, I did and you're showing me a funny video on Instagram and expecting me to laugh

I never have enough time to do anything