Do not touch my scissors
When your food sounds like a battlefield
Keep rollin', rollin', rollin', rollin'
When you take a free sample and pretend to care about the product
I'll never waste my money
My feelings for you
When life finally starts getting better
When I log out of Steam
My mom in the passanger seat
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