Do not touch my scissors
Bringing your dad both screwdrivers
When I'm speeding
We don't need a mechanic!
Me wide awake in the middle of the night
Coke tastes better when you drink it out the bottle
I wish I could be the load of laundry in my dryer
Me at the very edge of the mattress
Me: Finally it's Sunday. I'll sleep all day long...
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