Do not touch my scissors
I think I've had about all I can take
When everyone at work is in a bad mood except you
Deer when they hear a twig snap
I get ready to go to work
My brain two seconds after I lock a door
How are you doing?
My brain VS. My mouth
Them: "it's not even that cold"
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