Do not touch my scissors
When you try to wash a spoon and it washes you back
Men really live like this and see no issue
I can tell how someone is feeling about me by just making it up in my head
Me restarting a song that is already in the middle because I got distracted and wasn't appreciating it enough
Me to Myself
When she's getting on your nerves
Dramatic girlfriend and understanding boyfriend
Me pretending to be busy the last hour of work
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