Do not touch my scissors
When my friends are asking what's the next move
When you're mad at him, but he says something funny
*Puts car in neutral*
Me: *wakes up on time*
When she takes a picture of everything on the date except you
My son's face when I offer him literlly anything for dinner
My dog after I take him to the vet for a simple check up
My mom revealed my deepest darkest secret
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