Me plotting out the perfect exit when I've reached my social limit
Me ignoring my ex in public
I don't know why I'm always so tired
When you hit a pothole and your check engine light turns off
When I say I'm functional this is what I mean
The spoon when the ice cream too hard
The sandwich maker doesn't get the credit it deserves
Can you just wake me up at 8 AM?
Tell employees we can't afford to pay more
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