Me plotting out the perfect exit when I've reached my social limit

Me after noticing a slight change in someone's energy towards me

My dad's keyboard

Going back to your ex is like trying to warm up McDonald's in a microwave

Me arriving at work VS. Me leaving work

What a gentleman

When you try to end a conversation but you don't want to be rude and it just keeps going

"Guys" I say as I talk to myself

It works fine