When you're doing laundry

The tune you do not want in your head when you're trying to sleep.

When you meow at your owner for food

Don't you get bored being alone?

When I'm telling my mum a funny story

My cat who just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning himself

Have you ever borrowed yourself your own money that you had saved for something but used it for something else and promise to repay yourself?

Me with soft boiled eggs

I would not survive a Jigsaw trap