Going back to your ex is like trying to warm up McDonald's in a microwave

Fixing a boo boo as a kid VS. Fixing a boo boo as an adult

Me in my profile picture VS. Me in real life

I will restart the entire song if you talk over my fav part

When the can opener comes home

The night before your vacation

I used to do this

Two seconds after someone offers me a drink and I say no

I love my pillow because it gives me different hairstyle every morning