Going back to your ex is like trying to warm up McDonald's in a microwave
Me giving advice VS. Me living my life
Are you hungry?
Me returning to my bedroom after spending all day in the living room
When someone starts talking to me
Gonna be late
Me and my favorite co-worker judging people at work like
99% of men could sit in this exact spot in this exact chair all day long and consider it a great day
Food that will hurt my stomach later
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