Going back to your ex is like trying to warm up McDonald's in a microwave
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Worst she can say is no
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Home is where you trust the toilet seat
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I don't think coffee even wakes me up anymore
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Don't look too deep into it
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When you open up the grill and all that meat smoke hits you in the face
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Everyone form a group of three
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When your sarcasm is so on point...
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When you're eating eggs
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