Girls be like: Babe, am I annoying?
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
I think I've had about all I can take
When they see your browser history
Teacher: *comes to class 5 minutes late*
Just the bill please
It's awesome that your alarm wakes up everyone except you
Let people do what they wanna do
First sip of green tea
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