When Pinocchio has been roasting me
Banks: We trust our clients
Do you have any special skills?
When people hold the door for you
Promise you won't tell anyone
How long is the flight?
Food gives you energy
Me in bed looking at buying things that I can't afford
Me sitting in a meeting that could've been a an email
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