When Pinocchio has been roasting me
Here's a job you can't mess up
When you have to drive all the time
When you stop to let someone cross
Me and my best friends as parents
Me late at night googling some nonsense because I can't sleep
I am proud of you
The slow one in the group
Happiness is getting a window seat during travel
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