When Pinocchio has been roasting me
When you hit a pothole and it sounds expensive
Sometimes our lives have to be completely shaken up
She'll have large fries
My favorite hello and hardest goodbye
Me defending my pet
When your crush posts something romantic and you try to convince yourself that it is about you
The tomato I took off my burger watching me put ketchup in it
The anxiety in my head
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