When Pinocchio has been roasting me
How it feels sharing the bed with my dog
When your job is calling you on your day off
You are the first person to fall asleep at the sleepover
When you finish the ice cream
When the flight attendant closes the door
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
I literally don't do anything all day
Together in every problem
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