How do you like your banana?
I wish I could be the load of laundry in my dryer
Stay out of my feed with your corny posts
I don't think coffee even wakes me up anymore
Toddlers at 6 AM when you're still sleeping
When someone from the backseat gives you driving advice
I said we sad today
Me on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday
I love traveling
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