Me laughing at my own jokes before I hit send
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
When you meet someone who matches your energy
Something bad is about to happen
The older I get, the more introverted I become
Make hotel checkouts past noon
When I'm giving advice and I start to feel advised by my own advice
The car behind me when I try to drive at night
When you're a chill guy and she's a chill girl so you're just chill together
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