Me laughing at my own jokes before I hit send
Me: *wakes up on time*
Every family has a member who's known as "the traveler"
I think I'm gonna book the flight
I can tell how someone is feeling about me by just making it up in my head
Guess who just blocked me
When you finish every possible quest in a game
When the movie begins
No eating in class
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