This is all you managed
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
I need something sweet
Me and my cousins
But hey, things happen
If you're wrong you're wrong
When you show up to your job but have no intention of actually doing any work
Me when I'm crossing the street and a car acts like they not gonna stop
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