I'll never waste my money
With the heat on and the windows up
When you clean the house everyday and still have to clean the house everyday
I don't think coffee even wakes me up anymore
Me giving the waiter "the stare", so I can order another drink
A wasp got in your house
How the professor explains it
When your food sounds like a battlefield
When you buy expensive food and it tastes bad
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