Stop crying over men that need WiFi to talk to you

My mom can hear me say "whatever" under my breath but...

When you start eating the food you have at home instead of eating out

When you've been awake for 4 days because of anxiety

So I come home from work and my wife says to me

Hello darkness my old friend, why are you here it's 4pm

Always works

Me when others arrive late VS. Me when I arrive late

Six year old me when it's the kiss scene