When my friend's mom asks if we are hungry

I want to be mysterious so bad but this is my personality

Me trying to walk after looking at memes for an hour on the toilet

When the work bathroom has motion sensor lights

When you make it to the bathroom just in time

My son's face when I offer him literlly anything for dinner

*Puts car in neutral*

When you're a chill guy and she's a chill girl so you're just chill together

If it costs you your peace, it's too expensive