When my friend's mom asks if we are hungry
When the toilet seat is warm but you live alone
When I'm giving advice and I start to feel advised by my own advice
When a man tells a woman to calm down
"Guys" I say as I talk to myself
Your vacation was not approved
*Dented car speeds past me*
Spending $20 on groceries VS. Spending $2000 on travel
We don't need a mechanic!
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