I am at the Olympics
How I see people nowadays
Dad, wake up!
After I studied for 5 minutes
When people test your patience at work
Do all men think towels will dry like this?
When the doctor takes an x-ray of my heart
Me: *wakes up on time*
When someone asks you a question right after you wake up
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