Do you want to order takeout and have a Harry Potter marathon?
Yes, I had breakfast
I could be planning to wash dishes
My 28 alarms watching me as I turn them off one by one
The cost of love
Me after I do the dishes
When you send thoughts and prayers
Moving out from your parents house
A legendary skin doesn't make you good at the game
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