Me: *gets on the floor to do crunches*

When I say I'm functional this is what I mean

When he finally comes to bed at 3 AM

Talking to people your age who have their lives figured out

When you're bonding with your pet

What airlines think humans look like

If you need someone to talk to, I'm here

That one friend who is always busy in their mobile

When she takes a picture of everything on the date except you