Me: *gets on the floor to do crunches*
It's just a cough
A picture of a planet 5 billion kilometres away VS. Bank security cameras
Doctor: Are you feeling any pain?
Food gives you energy
Me if I could save every homeless cat in the world
Me when others arrive late VS. Me when I arrive late
Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall
Don't ever tell me what I can and can't do
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