Me: *gets on the floor to do crunches*
Do you have my phone?
My dad played that card until I was 16
When she replies fast
That's why I spend so much time in the restroom
Other girls in high waisted jeans VS. Me
When your alarm goes off & you're just there like
The biggest fear of childhood
You gotta bump those numbers up
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