Me: *gets on the floor to do crunches*
My anxiety calling my other mental illnesses over
Me if I could save every homeless cat in the world
Me waiting for my neighbor to inside
When a pretty girl calls me pretty
My body just asked for water and I gave it a mini donut because nobody tells me what to do
What my food sees through the door of the microwave
Dad waiting for me to wake up
Me who rotates in my sleep like a rotisserie chicken
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