Me: *gets on the floor to do crunches*
My girlfriend doesn't control me
When the work bathroom has motion sensor lights
Movies be like
I couldn't think of anything better to with a time machine
Swallows the wrong way
Everyone has a sandwich that they think about for the rest of their life
Me building in the Sims
You're probably over 30
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