Finally found a bag for all my money
The waitress waiting for me to cram my mouth full of food before asking "how is everything"
Me and my favorite co-worker judging people at work like
When the can opener comes home
Don't you get bored being alone?
It's so wrong
On my way to vent to my man
When I'm having a good day
Me, needing an extremely specific step by step tutorial
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