Finally found a bag for all my money
When someone tells you to stop being fake
My dad played that card until I was 16
Waitress: Are you guys doing okay?
Such a great feeling
Me overthingking every single thing I do or say
When you buy expensive food and it tastes bad
When you hit a pothole and it sounds expensive
One more pizza roll
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