Finally found a bag for all my money
What do you like more in the morning tea or coffee?
When you wake up sleepier than when you went to bed
I could be planning to wash dishes
Stomachs don't belong in leggings
My dog at home
When the speaker dies in the middle of my live performance
When your neighbours are arguing
Me: Nice to meet you
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