Why did you jump in your sleep?
Me while the waiter covers my dinner in Parmesan cheese🧀
I could be planning to wash dishes
When someone tells you to take the upcoming exit
When you are an introvert
When you play death metal for your friends
Me: *texts my dad an important life update*
Potatoes in literally any form
Relatable
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