Why did you jump in your sleep?
Promise you won't tell anyone
When your life's a mess already
Whenever I can hear people chewing
I did a thing today and I am proud
Me plotting out the perfect exit when I've reached my social limit
I love garlic so much
If it costs you your peace, it's too expensive
Please, one ridiculous problem at a time
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