Why did you jump in your sleep?
Did you cut your own bangs?
When your best friend asks you to save a seat for them
When they forget to give you a blanket
Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall
I am at the Olympics
I need to fix my sleep schedule
You're probably over 30
Photo from last night's party
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