Why did you jump in your sleep?
When you forget to shake the mustard bottle
Me stalking my own account cause I have no one to talk
The 3 year old bag of frozen peas in my freezer watching me grab pizza rolls again
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Your girlfriend when you're telling a story and mention another girl's name
He's cuter in person
When your favorite song blows up and now everyone is overplaying it
If it costs you your peace, it's too expensive
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