Me: I need to start eating better
Me on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday
When your mom asks you to bring in groceries from the car
Wanna go for a walk?
When he turns around and hugs you in his sleep
Me when I do something that...
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