Me: I need to start eating better

Moving out from your parents house

When you wake up before your friend at their house

Just because you fit, doesn't mean you belong

When your pet starts staring at something that isn't there

When you are talking to someone and they spit

Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?

When your girlfriend says she doesn't want anything

Me and my friends when we have money