Me deciding how many cloves of garlic to add to a recipe
My anxiety describing every social interaction I've ever had
Humans when they see a bug
Preparing myself to make a two minute phone call
When someone has explained something nine times
When someone says "this one time"
I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk
The only part of the Olympics I can truly relate to
Stop making faces at people
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