He's cuter in person
Driving makes me think and relax
The person that's been spending all my money
When he finally comes to bed at 3 AM
When people test your patience at work
When you hear somebody say Dumbledore could beat Gandalf
When my kids come to tell me a message from my wife
Me when someone's looking at me while I'm doing something
My family: is quiet for most of the day
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