I have got 99 problems
I be like "I'm fine" then shake my leg at 147 mph
I'm not clingy at all
Dramatic girlfriend and understanding boyfriend
When you act like him
I'm glad someone finally said it
Sipping from a mushy straw to help save the environment
New born baby all day VS. New born baby at 3am
Me from Monday to Friday VS. Me on a Saturday night
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