I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk
My desire to isolate myself VS. My desire for connection
Me smiling at you because I didn't hear anything you just said
The craziest part from Home Alone was that Kevin got all those groceries for $19
Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
You always got an attitude for no reason
What a gentleman
It’s just from nowhere
Me: I need to start eating better
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