I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk
When you act like him
When your pet starts staring at something that isn't there
When I get thirsty in the morning
Adjusting shower water temperature
Before eating food
I need to tell you something
The tomato I took off my burger watching me put ketchup in it
When I'm in the middle of a big boss fight
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