I feel so bad when I overtake an old person on the sidewalk
Me when I'm crossing the street and a car acts like they not gonna stop
When someone tells you to stop being fake
When someone from the backseat gives you driving advice
My spirit guides whenever I do anything
Don't pack too much, we're only staying 3 days
One season per night
When the work bathroom has motion sensor lights
Me on Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday and Sunday
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