Kids will call your name a hundred times
That one fork
I want a girl who loves long romantic walks
When you hit a pothole and it sounds expensive
Before eating food
Me trying to leave the house on time
Get me outta here!
My dad played that card until I was 16
Me after every step of cooking
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