Kids will call your name a hundred times
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Me asking everyone how they like their burger
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When you get invited to go to a party
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Just because you fit, doesn't mean you belong
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My dad played that card until I was 16
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Bathrooms in middle school be like
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My brain: Just do it!
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That's why I spend so much time in the restroom
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Me: *gets on the floor to do crunches*
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