Finally catches up with all my bills
I'm going to keep you clean and take care of you
When someone asks me about directions
I doubt it!
When they forget to give you a blanket
When you save money to travel
*Dented car speeds past me*
Final touches to a house to make it a home
When someone says "this one time"
Find daily funny memes, quotes & sayings for your social media posts & messages.
Apple and the Apple logo are trademarks of Apple Inc., registered in the U.S. and other countries.
Google Play and the Google Play logo are trademarks of Google LLC.