Me returning to my bedroom after spending all day in the living room

POV: You're a phone

I won the genetic lottery

POV: You smell a smell that smell like a smell you smelled back when you were a kid

When you ask your teenager to do a little housework

I used to do this

POV: The movie starts

Other girls in high waisted jeans VS. Me

When you text someone in the same room and wait for them to notice