When you get in bed and forget to turn off the lights
Can you just wake me up at 8 AM?
Neither feels right and this is giving me anxiety
Are you always this sarcastic?
When my pet starts liking someone else too much
When you're mad but he says "give me a kiss"
That's why I spend so much time in the restroom
POV: You left the sugar bag a bit open
With the heat on and the windows up
Find daily funny memes, quotes & sayings for your social media posts & messages.
Apple and the Apple logo are trademarks of Apple Inc., registered in the U.S. and other countries.
Google Play and the Google Play logo are trademarks of Google LLC.