If it costs you your peace, it's too expensive

Relatable

When you take a free sample and pretend to care about the product

*removes phone case*

When a man tells a woman to calm down

Going back to your ex is like trying to warm up McDonald's in a microwave

When you forget to spell-check your meme before uploading

Me restarting a song that is already in the middle because I got distracted and wasn't appreciating it enough

You give the best relationship advice