If it costs you your peace, it's too expensive

He was alone, he had no friends, had no lover, he spent all his time alone at home

I want to be mysterious so bad but this is my personality

First time at the house of friends

Me: *texts my dad an important life update*

My car starts so I know my car keys are somewhere inside it

Guess who just blocked me

When you clean your room

Sometimes I just want to grab my 3 dollars and run away