The difference between girls' and boys' hair care habits

If you don't do this at your house, you are too rich for me

Me plotting out the perfect exit when I've reached my social limit

The spider on my ceiling watching me

When my pet starts liking someone else too much

When mom finishes counting till zero

Me trying to walk after looking at memes for an hour on the toilet

Mom and dad goes out

Spends hours with my favorite person