When you walk into someone's house and they have a "Live, Laugh, Love" sign hanging on their wall
What I said VS. What I could say
The last piece of toilet paper
What I want VS. What I can
Your vacation request has been denied
Waitress: Are you guys doing okay?
Me when someone talks to me but I see a mirror next to me
I am lucky to have my mom in my life
My two personalities
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