When you accidentally step on a toy pig
Me leaving the house on 3.5 hours of sleep
My brain when I'm trying to remember
I don't love the way you lie
Things I'm bad at: singing
50 year old guy keep posting the same profile pic
When you are 12 hours into a game of Monopoly
Other people when they win something VS. Me when I win something
Potatoes in literally any form
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