When you accidentally step on a toy pig
The tomato I took off my burger watching me put ketchup in it
My forehead
When somebody asks a question at the end of a meeting
I couldn't think of anything better to with a time machine
When your shampoo says "Repairs damage" but you're still broken on the inside
When anyone asks my favourite weather
People going to the beach and getting mad about people going to the beach
How I feel leaving my house without any makeup on
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