How my wife sleeps

When your father is yelling at you about being irresponsible on your way to school and you're waiting to tell him that you forgot your bag at home

Yes, I had breakfast

When I walk past a group of people and hears them laugh

I could never be a DJ because I'd play songs strictly for me

My dad played that card until I was 16

My face whenever I'm right about a situation

Parents: So, did you clean the dishes while we were gone?

When you have to delete a game