How my wife sleeps
When my friend's mom asks if we are hungry
Shoutout to everyone who likes to seal a packet of biscuits by simply pushing the open end up against the wall
Why do you want this job?
Your vacation request has been denied
Getting home from a concert
When you're trying to explore
Me leaving the house on 3.5 hours of sleep
I want to be mysterious so bad but this is my personality
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