POV: You're gonna clank this twice befor using it

I use to say "ima b single forever" as a joke... but bro I don't think it's a joke anymore

She's probably talking to someone else

Men really live like this and see no issue

I don't wanna work but I need the money

When you wake up sleepier than when you went to bed

Me calling my best friend...

Don't you have exams in two days?

POV: you catch me eating shredded cheese at 3 AM