I won the genetic lottery
When you grab the bottle of dish soap and a bunch of tiny bubbles comes out
This how your girl sits and stares at you
Me who lied on my resume
This is my home now
Me pretending not to see
Me trying to send a nice message to my dad
I'm gonna have a good day today
Me while cooking
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