I won the genetic lottery
Move the most important things first
Me as a parent
When you see your food coming at a restaurant
When they forget to give you a blanket
Only men will understand
Stop being mad at me, I'm hungry
When I'm in the middle of a big boss fight
I be like "I'm fine" then shake my leg at 147 mph
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