I won the genetic lottery

*Puts car in neutral*

I'll take a warm shower

When the dessert you've been saving is missing

Me with a blocked nose thinking about all the great times I had with an unblocked nose

Doing this without any reason

When your father is yelling at you about being irresponsible on your way to school and you're waiting to tell him that you forgot your bag at home

Me pretending to be listening to somebody's boring story

The four horsemen of stuff you eat when you're standind with the fridge open trying to decide what to eat