I won the genetic lottery
Me at the very edge of the mattress
Relatable
When you finish a conversation
When your mom asks you to bring in groceries from the car
Me calling my best friend...
Me pretending to be busy the last hour of work
When you're eating eggs
I'll get a dog for protection
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