I won the genetic lottery
Can you just wake me up at 8 AM?
Me defending my pet
Me: *wakes up on time*
The most satisfying things in the world
7 year old me switching on the car light for one second
Why you don't ask men to put the food up
How my wife sleeps
Don't you get tired of being alone?
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