How close I be to quitting my job everyday
Me late at night googling some nonsense because I can't sleep
The cure for all my problems
Me explaning to the delivery guy where I live
Food will never betray you
I created a mini version of myself
When you try to end a conversation but you don't want to be rude and it just keeps going
I am the type of girlfriend...
Me: *gets on the floor to do crunches*
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