How close I be to quitting my job everyday
Are you hungry?
When you make food to eat while watching Netflix
I could never be a DJ because I'd play songs strictly for me
The craziest part from Home Alone was that Kevin got all those groceries for $19
Butter watching the other food items in the fridge from its special tray
When your sarcasm is so on point...
Me asking everyone how they like their burger
One of the most terrifying experiences in life
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