When your shampoo says "Repairs damage" but you're still broken on the inside
The craziest part from Home Alone was that Kevin got all those groceries for $19
The same songs again and again
That's why I spend so much time in the restroom
Movies: We gotta save the world
Time is fleeting
Making money VS. Spending money
When the wind blows a leaf across our yard at night
Morning people by 8 PM
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