When your shampoo says "Repairs damage" but you're still broken on the inside
I could be planning to wash dishes
When you buy air but half of the bag is full of chips
Pausing my music to see if my mom is really calling me
That one friend who just texts you "here" instead of knocking
What's on your mind?
When you realize he's right in the argument
That meteor is coming straight for us
I'm trying to help you
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