When your shampoo says "Repairs damage" but you're still broken on the inside

Me in my living room after my kids go to bed

Cashier: would you like to donate $5 to a very good cause?

When you stop to let someone cross

Ed Sheeran: I'll be loving you till we're 70

When your girl shows you her new nails

When someone suggests eating cereal with yoghurt instead of milk

When dad tells a terrible joke

When you're home alone doing weird thing, and hear a key in the door